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Originally Posted by garinda
I want my money back please.
The 'newsletter' was really just a shopping list, written on the back of a betting slip.
The 'full colour photographs' were a strip of passport snaps taken in a photo booth, and I'd rather not say what of.
Lastly, the cuddly Less toy that I received is nothing like the one that was pictured on his television appeal.
Quite franky I feel a tad disappointed, and would like my future direct debits cancelled please. |
I'm afraid I have some bad news, due to not being able to afford a decent firewall for my computer I have been relying on Windows© internal firewall and it doesn't seem very compatible with my apple operating system, due to which my identity has been stolen, you have proof of this in your sweaty little paws, I don't do shopping and as for a betting slip no way! I do all my gambling online at a very reputable Drag Queen bingo site,
http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...ighlight=bingo.
The full colour photographs could have been mine except that you wouldn't have received a full strip.
As for the cuddly toy that can't be mine because mine are in a container on route from China, which has been confiscated by our diligent Boarder Patrol due to a slight misunderstanding caused no doubt by a translation mistake.
I had asked for a twelve inch cuddly toy holding a rabbit, (to show I'm kind to animals) instead They have sent a cuddly toy with a twelve inch rabbit and the place they have inserted it is most inappropriate!
I can understand your disappointment, however I will refrain from cancelling your Direct Debit as my family members that are high up in the Russian Mafia know where you live, in fact they suggest you may just want to contribute a little bit more or the Ducks and geese you overlook will get it.
