26-03-2013, 10:48
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Resting In Peace
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Re: Are they sure they got there facts right ?
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Originally Posted by DtheP47
Yes but the spelling nazi and grammar guru never pointed out Mick's boo boo either.
*The tide must be out in Morecambe" 
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First thing she noticed when she looked at this thread a few minutes ago but you'd all got there first. Been at the hosp this morning for routine appt, not been back long.
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Originally Posted by DtheP47
You read this book sm?
Eats, Shoots & Leaves - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"Well, I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
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Yes well worth reading.
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