[Guinness]

I'd like to apologise to the moronic Bradley Wiggins wannabee who I almost killed this morning because he felt that the Clayton traffic lights do not apply to cyclists wearing designer olympic gear who drink from a bottle with a straw attached to their handlebars.

I realise that although common sense should tell you that being hit by a large chunk of metal at 20-30mph wearing nothing but Spandex, a rucksack and an imperial stormtrooper helmet is not condusive to a healthy lifestyle, it is no excuse for me lambasting you with some colourful language, gesturing with fist and fingers and banging my horn like Buddy Rich on crack cocaine.

(God alone knows why you wear the helmet, there's no point protecting a vacuum)

I'd also like to take this opportunity to apologise to his wife for braking and leaving her STILL married to a MUPPET!