[Eric]

Originally Posted by Less

Nowt wrong with a fat women, just plug your nostrils with a couple of ciggy filters, ( they tend to sweat when excited and can't always afford too much deodorant, (money spent on chocolate)), then, move them slowly at first, get the rhythm going and hey presto, like a 70's waterbed you can't stop them!

Words of wisdom indeed ... you are always to be relied on ... I'll try to keep this in mind next time I'm out drinking ... I'll write the instructions on my beer goggles.