Among us all, fella's I mean, there are plenty with no imagination, Birthdays, Valentines and especially Christmas, our minds go blank.
We put off getting the love of our life a pressie hoping, we will gain inspiration the nearer to the event we get.
Of course this is wrong, she bought the inappropriate gift for you month's ago, A drill, an electric planer, she knows even though you aren't into D.I.Y. you will pretend it is just what you wanted. Planning a disappointment months ahead is their natural talent.
We men end up after an afternoon session wishing our work mates all the joy for Christmas and the coming New Year, making a dash for Boots before it closes.
We look along the shelves and something in our mind warns us that a bulk pack of extra absorbent Tampons might not be what she's expecting.
So we walk further into the store hoping we can recognise something among those strange feminine objects.
At last, the very thing, I've seen it advertised on the telly, An electric foot pedicure, I'll buy that and take advantage of the shop's gift wrapping service.
Oop's if I'd been able to focus with both eye's I'd have noticed I've chosen Easter Bunny wrapping paper.
Well the deed is done, you've managed to get her something
before Christmas rather than promise to take her to the Boxing day sales for anything she may fancy.
This year actually will be a merry Krimbo!
Oh, how wrong you are, you may have years of experience of hiding
your sadness at her resulting lack of thought, don't think for part of a second she will hide hers.
Who can blame her? You have just accused her of having ugly feet. You didn't realise it at the time but, that is as bad as going to the sex shop and getting her a basque three sizes too small, she will in the former never let you forget that the cheap shoes she is able to afford on the allowance she has for such things causes the ugly feet and in the latter case she will accuse you of giving her the present meant for your much skinnier mistress (mistress? you can't even afford this nagging bleed on your bank account).
