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Following York City’s announcement that their ground is to be named KitKat Crescent, well they do break easily under pressure, Heres a list of Premiership players to play there.

Manager: Arsene Wonka

1) Roy Caramel (Man U)
2) Lorenzo Amaretto (Blackburn)
3) John Terry’s Chocolate Orange (Chelsea)
4) Rolo Ferdinand (Man U)
5) Noureddine Nougat (Spurs)
6) Darren Carte d’Or (Birmingham)
7) Alexei Smarties (Chelsea)
8) Nolberto Solero (Aston V)
9) Dwight Yorkie (Birmingham)
10) Robert Flake (Birmingham)
11) Ryan Twix (Man U)