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Re: Joke Of The Day
I went to see my Doctor last week I told him I have a problem with flatulence,I told him "it really doesn't bother me too much as they never smell and they're always silent".
"As a matter of fact" I said, "I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here in your office and you didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and they're silent"
The doctor said, "I see,Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
Well,it's been a week and I returned "Doctor," I siad, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly."
"Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
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