I say you chaps. Just thought you may like to know those Cockerney fellows are having a right larf after drawing our boys in the next round of the EFL Cup. The bounders are making all sorts of disparaging remarks about facing the worst team left in the competition and not being able to afford 'renting' their new stadium due to the 25 Stanley fans who will be attending. Well, I've got news for those rotter's. Lord Snooty and I will definitely be there and I've also given the evening off to my butler & maid, so there'll be at least 29 Stanley fans in the Olympic Stadium.
I was somewhat confused by the name of their fans forum - 'KUMB', but understand it is an abbreviation for 'Knees up Mother Brown'. Well, I've penned a little ditty which will make even an Eastender guffaw out loud. I hope the other 25 fans will join together with our little party in singing this tribute to our famous & wealthy hosts. I take as my inspiration the music from the aforesaid 'K.U.M.B'
'Knees up Mother Brown
Accrington's in town
Out of the EFL you go
ee-aye, ee-aye, ee-aye, oh!
When we get to Wembley
This is what we'll sing
We are Stanley
We are Stanley
Coley is our King'
Please feel free to use this for any away cup game, just substitute 'FA Cup' for EFL