[Busman747]

Two Women at the Pearly Gates
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories
on how they died.
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began
to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the living room watching TV.

1st woman: So what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman hiding somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and
checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere.
Finally, I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack
and died!

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be
alive.