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Your epitaph
Spike Milligan wrote his own tombstone epitaph - "I told you I was ill". To me, that was brilliant and I believe they have put it on his headstone, in Gaelic.
What would you want on your headstone? I'm going to be cremated (not yet, I hope) but, if I were to have a tombstone, it would have to be along the lines of:-
Here lies Cath, she did her best.
She's gone to her Eternal Rest.
She was a roaming Lanc'shire Lass.
Now, walk on.
Please Keep Off The Grass.
What would you say?
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