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Chav Funnies
What do you call a chav in a box? Innit.
What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted
What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.
What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit.
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.
You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.
What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you lookin' at?"
How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.
Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police
What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar.
What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please
What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand
Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4
What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.
How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll screw anything.
What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.
Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash
Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a
random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner.
Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society.
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