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pendy · 29-11-2005, 16:13

OK, so I will admit to it. For the last couple of weeks I have been sporting a fantastic black eye - looked like the result of ten rounds with Mike Tyson.

I fell asleep on the loo. Yes, I did. Unfortunately, I literally nodded off, and hit my temple and cheekbone on the handbasin. Woke up, schlepped back to bed, fell asleep in the right place this time. In the morning, thought "Did I dream that?", felt side of head, realised I hadn't dreamt it. A few days later I began to develop the most amazing black eye - it literally walked its way across and around my eye. I tried to tell people David had done it to get the sympathy vote, but no-one believed me!

29-11-2005, 16:13	#21
pendy Resting in peace Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: London/Oswaldtwistle Posts: 1,123 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 910	Re: What a hapless lot we are.. OK, so I will admit to it. For the last couple of weeks I have been sporting a fantastic black eye - looked like the result of ten rounds with Mike Tyson. I fell asleep on the loo. Yes, I did. Unfortunately, I literally nodded off, and hit my temple and cheekbone on the handbasin. Woke up, schlepped back to bed, fell asleep in the right place this time. In the morning, thought "Did I dream that?", felt side of head, realised I hadn't dreamt it. A few days later I began to develop the most amazing black eye - it literally walked its way across and around my eye. I tried to tell people David had done it to get the sympathy vote, but no-one believed me!