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Old 06-12-2005, 20:29   #15
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Re: To All Drunk Women

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Originally Posted by Sara
It's time to go home when:-

You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.

You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room.



You mistake a police car for a cab and shout obscenities when it doesn't stop for you.





There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.

You've found a deeper side to the office nerd.





You've forgotten where you live.

You've started to sound like Marge Simpson’s sisters from the 60 cigarettes you've smoked.

You can't taste the gin in your gin and tonic



You start every conversation with, "Don't take this the wrong way but..."

You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.

You challenge the bouncer to an arm wrestling competition

You're sitting on the floor. On your own.

You decide to audition for 'X-Factor' via the security cameras

These sound vaguely familiar!!!!!!!!!!!! has someone been spying on me
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