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1. What is your wife's cup size (this is the 'letter' after the number in the bra size)?
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I don’t know much about cup sizes but the best way to describe her size would be to say, two hands full one mouth full and one to look at, all at the same time.
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2. How many dresses does your wife own?
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I think she owns two.
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3. When you first met, what did your wife tell her parents about you?
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I’m nice.
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4. What is the name of the lipstick your wife wears?
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No idea.
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5. If your wife won a million on the lottery, would she tell you?
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I hope so.
