New Invention
Do you get embarassed by "noises" while sitting on the loo? Do you hate the thought of others listening to your trickling waste water? Are you one of those that aims no.2's to one side to avoid a splash? Then THIS is for you! 
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Pray that there is intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'Cause there's Bu""er all down here on Earth - (Eric Idle)
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