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chav1 · 10-08-2006, 14:14

mthead and tinks got married but couldnt afford a honeymoon, so they went back to mthead's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny, mthead's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if mthead and tinks wereup yet.

She replies, "No".

Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are mtheadr and tinks up yet?"

She replies, "No."

Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." ; After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are mthead and tinks up yet?"

His mom says, "No."

He asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"

He says: "Last night mthead came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."

10-08-2006, 14:14	#1
chav1 I am Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in my house Posts: 4,615 Liked: 2 times Rep Power: 0	tinks and mthead's wedding night mthead and tinks got married but couldnt afford a honeymoon, so they went back to mthead's Mom and Dad's for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, mthead's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if mthead and tinks wereup yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are mtheadr and tinks up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." ; After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are mthead and tinks up yet?" His mom says, "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night mthead came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."