[garinda]

Some of you may realise that Accy Web's resident clown about town Chav, is on his second ever holiday abroad in Majorca.

The first trip resulted in the loss of his luggage, which contained vital medical equipment.

This holiday he's kept in touch with us here by the odd post and pm.

He's due to fly back home today, after his hedonistic week of fun in the sun in about three hours.

I just received a text which was followed by a call from the Chavster.

Instead of being on his way to the airport, he's sat on a balcony attached to a drip, at a hospital two hours from were he is staying.

Confidentiality stops me from disclosing the whole tale, but he started vomitting blood last night whilst on the beach. Luckily someone called an ambulance, and twelve hours later he is still under the care of the Spanish healthcare system.

The other members of his party are about to return home without him, unless the Doctor is reassured by the results of a CT scan, that they are currently waiting for.

He seems in suprisingly good spirits, and even suggested I post this.

Any furher developments in the travels of the Chavster will be posted later.