[Doug]

My dearest Mrs Pilkington please accept my deepest sympathies for the passing of your glorious if somewhat monstrous pussy. I know you will miss him, I would be so temped to stuff for you but alas it is beyond my means.

I trust you have take photos that will withstand the years to come that will demonstrate to others what a fantastically beautiful pussy you had.

If it is of any help, spiritually they pass as we do so you can be assured that you will see your pussy again. God bless.