[Tinkerbelle]

Ladies v Real Women

LADIES – If you accidentally over salt a dish while it’s still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant fix-me-up.

REAL WOMEN – If you over salt a dish while it’s cooking, that’s just to damn bad! Please recite with me the real woman motto: “I made it you will eat it however bad it tastes”

LADIES – Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

REAL WOMEN – Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You’ll probably still have the headache, but who cares!

LADIES – Stuff a miniature marshmallow at the bottom of the cone to prevent ice-cream drips.

REAL WOMEN – Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake! You’re probably sitting on your ass on the couch with your feet up anyway!

LADIES - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

REAL WOMEN – Buy boxed mashed potato mix then you don’t need to worry about your potatoes sprouting arms and legs!

LADIES – When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of dry cake mix instead and there won’t be any white mess on the side of the cake

REAL WOMEN – Go to the bakery ….. they’ll even decorate it for you

LADIES – Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

REAL WOMEN - Sara Lee frozen frikkin pie directions do not include ‘brushing egg whites’ so don’t do it!

LADIES – If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

REAL WOMEN – Go ask the VERY hot neighbour guy to do it.

LADIES - Don’t throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for use future use in casseroles and sauces.

REAL WOMEN – Left over wine!!!!!!!!!!