Weddings and Christenings
Church ceremonies are such solemn occasions, - - - so why is the vicar touching up the bride? - - - That has to be the dreaded Mother-in-law that slaps the poor man for touching his partners bum- - -and WHAT is that cat doing in the aisle? All will be revealed
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