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Old 16-04-2007, 09:19   #1
mthead
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We Always hear 'rules' from the Female side

Now here are the Rules from the male side. These

are our rules:-



Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE AS THEY ARE ALL THE ONE GOLDEN RULE



1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do

it. Don't try to change that.



1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big

girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up,

you need it down. You don't hear us complaining

about you leaving it down.



1. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or

the changing of the tides. Let it be.



1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never

going to think of it that way.



1. Crying is blackmail.



1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this

one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do

not work! Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!



1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to

almost every question.



1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help

solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what

your girlfriends are for.



1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a

problem. See a doctor.



1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in

an argument. In fact, all comments become null

and void after 7 days.







1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't

ask us.



1. If something we said can be interpreted two

ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or

angry, we meant the other one.



1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us

how you want it done. Not both. If you already

know best how to do it, just do it yourself.



1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have

to say during commercials.



1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and

neither do we.



1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows

default settings. Peach, for example, is a

fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We

have no idea what Mauve is.



1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.



1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"

we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you

are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.



1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer

to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.



1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely

anything you wear is fine. Really.



1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless

you are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex,

Sport, or Cars.



1. You have enough clothes.



1. You have too many shoes.



1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.



Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.



Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education!!
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