[howey frank]

"There are a number of mechanical devices which
increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes Benz 380 SL."
-- Lynn Lavner

"According to a new survey, women say they feel
more comfortable undressing in front of men than
they do undressing in front of other women.
They say that women are too judgmental, where,
of course, men are just grateful."
-- Robert De Niro

"You know 'that look' women get when they want
sex? Me neither."
-- Steve Martin

"Women need a reason to have sex.
Men just need a place."
-- Billy Crystal

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
-- Tom Clancy

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to
rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
-- Robin Williams

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to
find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
-- Rod Stewart

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have
a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
-- Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a
date on Saturday night."
-- Rodney Dangerfield

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake
whole relationships.
-- Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter
what she's reading."
-- Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a
son-of-a-b!tc*."
-- Jack Nicholson

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a
sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men
dressed like black pimps."
-- Tiger Woods

"There's very little advice in men's magazines,
because men think 'I know what I'm doing. Just
show me somebody naked.' "
-- Jerry Seinfeld

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting
that many men Are having allergic reactions to latex
condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So
what's the problem?"
-- Dustin Hoffman

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and
a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
-- Robin Williams