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Old 07-05-2007, 16:17   #4
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Re: Alcohol Warning!!!

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle View Post
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

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damn... so thats why
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