Well I'm a smoker, and I've just come in from the pub, I've left early because although they were offering a lock in I didn't want to extend the pain.
I will now be shifting my drinking habit to only fine days and my drinking to pubs that have tried their best to make life as easy as possible for me.
All of you that don't smoke are now welcome to the pubs, you can go there without any worries of us, the smokers interfering with you. However, if you look at the way pubs have been over the last few years it is we, 'the smokers', that have kept them open for the rest of you. How many of you none smokers are going to rush forward and fill these establishments when we have left? You are all too worried about your health issues to sacrifice your livers the way that we did.
We intend to start our own smoking dens, (shock horror), bring our own cans and smoke as much as we like in each others houses. This will add profit to such places as ASDA and Tesco but cut the profits of the pubs until, gosh, come Christmas when you expect to take over the pubs, (as usual), they ain't gonna be there!
P.S.Please note in which section this is in before you start pulling me to pieces 'cos I know most of you lose your humour over this topic.
Yippee for no smoking day, and thank you all.