A blonde lady is fed up with being the butt of all the 'stupid' jokes so she decides to go to the hairdressers to change her image.
She gets the sophisticated brunette look and is quite pleased with the results. Driving home she passes a farmer gathering together all the new born lambs in his field, she decides to test her new confidence and so stops the car then goes up to the gate.
"Excuse me Mr. Farmer if I can tell you how many lambs are in this field can I have one?".
"Of course m'dear", came the farmers reply.
"Well I reckon there are 98 lambs in this field", she says.
"by gaugh, says the farmer, "that be exactly right come in my dear and pick your lamb!".
In she goes picks up one of the animals and as she's heading for the gate the farmer shouts, "tell me my dear, if I can guess the natural colour of your hair, CAN I HAVE MY SHEEPDOG BACK?"
