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Old 20-12-2007, 22:51   #2
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Re: Sitting on the Boss

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Originally Posted by shillelagh View Post
BBC NEWS | Magazine | Care to sit on the Boss chair?

Ok who's going to volunteer to sit on the Boss?

One way of finding out if theres something metal in your body but what happens if you have a heart pacemaker or something like that? At least its giving the prison officers a break from the rubber gloves. It says that theyve found 21 mobiles since they've been using this. The only thing that it dont find is drugs and its still the rubber gloves treatment for that.
O.K. I can just about imagine pushing a mobile somewhere or even swallowing it, but where do you put the charger? I can think of 3 very good reasons why that wouldn't fit where the sun don't shine!
Also, if someone does manage to smuggle the full set of mobile and charger in wouldn't it appear a little obvious to the warden when he is asked, "Could you just plug this in for me, just for a couple of hours?".

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