[Sparkologist]

A man walks into a bar and says to the barman, 'Give me two single whiskies, please.'

'Sure,' the barman replies, 'Do you want them one at a time or both now?'
'Oh, both now,' answers the drinker, 'one for me and one for my little friend here,' and with that he pulls a three inch tall man out of his shirt pocket.
The bartender looked in amazement at the little guy and asked, 'Can he drink?'
'Sure,' replied the man, and with that, the little guy downed the whiskey.
'That's amazing,' said the barman. 'What else can he do? Can he walk?'
The drinker tosses a coin down the other end of the bar and asks his friend to go and return it. Sure enough, the little guy runs down the bar, picks up the coin and jogs back.
'That really is amazing! Can he talk? asked the barman.
'Of course,' said the drinker. 'Hey Jim, tell him about that time we were in Africa, and you called that witchdoctor a wa****...'