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slinky · 01-03-2008, 23:37

Chapter 1

Everyone on accyweb.....wouldnt join in.untill cash was,offered to keep....the blind old...people away from the accyweb bar...........because bonnyboy will..no longer be...up to his ....usual tricks because the crafty old wannabe pop star can't sing anyway or can he? but i digress although we love To take the (we're off to the over 18's here. lol) bus to town........lol we can always hitch a ride on a platypus called Mr Gobbledigook because he had blue Jamaican syphilis which was itchy especially on his birthday when he went to meet his aunty phyllis who had been Away in Australia. in the outbacks.........On his return.......She found that he had shrunk!!...And no longer had a big...fat beer belly but he still kept eating all the kangaroo steaks and playing with his big toe and his didgeridoo..........which was contaminated with hepatitis z which is extremley itchy and highly irritating to the bowels, so the toilet roll never got chance to................................................ ..

To be continued.........

01-03-2008, 23:37	#1
slinky God Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On the Edge! Posts: 5,131 Blog Entries: 76 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 367	Accywebbers story so far Chapter 1 Everyone on accyweb.....wouldnt join in.untill cash was,offered to keep....the blind old...people away from the accyweb bar...........because bonnyboy will..no longer be...up to his ....usual tricks because the crafty old wannabe pop star can't sing anyway or can he? but i digress although we love To take the (we're off to the over 18's here. lol) bus to town........lol we can always hitch a ride on a platypus called Mr Gobbledigook because he had blue Jamaican syphilis which was itchy especially on his birthday when he went to meet his aunty phyllis who had been Away in Australia. in the outbacks.........On his return.......She found that he had shrunk!!...And no longer had a big...fat beer belly but he still kept eating all the kangaroo steaks and playing with his big toe and his didgeridoo..........which was contaminated with hepatitis z which is extremley itchy and highly irritating to the bowels, so the toilet roll never got chance to................................................ .. To be continued......... __________________ Millions of sperm and you was the fastest?? Miracles do happen!!