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CAR thieves Don't be discouraged when nothing is on view. All the valuables may be hidden in the glove box or under a seat.

X-Files fans. Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by
drinking two bottles of vodka. You'll invariably wake up in a strange
place the following morning, having had your memory mysteriously
erased.

Confuse shopkeepers by buying a sheet of wrapping paper and asking
them to wrap it.