[Sparkologist]

A beautiful voluptuous woman goes to the gynaecologist. He tells her to undress and begins to stroke her thigh, saying, 'Do you know what I'm doing?'
'Yes,' she says, 'you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities.'
'That is correct,' replies the doctor, as he begins to fondle her breasts. 'Do you know what I'm doing now?' he asks.
'Yes, you're checking for any lumps or signs of breast cancer.'
'That's right,' he replies. He then begins to have sex with the woman. He says to her,' Do you know what I'm doing now?'
'Yes, She says. 'You're getting herpes, which is why I came here in the first place!'