A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking
around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She
asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh!, Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell?"
"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".
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