A group of ****** arrive at Heaven, and St. Peter is waiting at the Pearl Gates. "We want to come in." One of them says.
St. Peter replies, "One moment please. God has a thing about ****** coming in to Heaven."
He visits God and tells him about the ******. "No way!" God shouts. "Go back to the Pearl Gates and tell them to **** off!"
St. Peter goes back to the Gates and then back to God. "They're gone." He says.
"The ******?" God asks.
"No," St. Peter replies, "The Gates."
Had to be done
