Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 21-05-2004, 21:01   #366
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Re: Joke Of The Day

I'll distract plod with a brew and a doughnut. here's a short one to be going on with..

I got a new car radio, state of the art technology.

I shout soul..... it plays soul

I shout rock.... it plays rock

I shout jazz...... it plays jazz

The other day some kids ran out in front of my car

I shouted 'F * cking Kids'....... it played Gary Glitter!!
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