I'll distract plod with a brew and a doughnut. here's a short one to be going on with..
I got a new car radio, state of the art technology.
I shout soul..... it plays soul
I shout rock.... it plays rock
I shout jazz...... it plays jazz
The other day some kids ran out in front of my car
I shouted 'F * cking Kids'....... it played Gary Glitter!!

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