a little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up
on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for
Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and Action Man." Santa
looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with
Ken." "No," said the little girl. "She comes with Action Man, she fakes it
with Ken."

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