Reminds me of a Tranny cafe on the A6, I was in one day and this bloke came in and asked if the proprietor could make him a special breakfast, we always try to please he said. Well I want two eggs undercooked and runny, burnt crispy bacon, raw black pudding cold beans hard fried bread and a cold pot of tea. We couldn't possibly prepare a meal like that sir. That's funny you did yesterday
