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Car Stickers
Liberal Arts Major: Will Think for Food
Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would the Queen
Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam." (seen on Cape Cod)
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
Procrastinate Now
Rehab Is for Quitters
My Dog Can Lick Anyone!
I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?
All Men Are Idiots, And I Married Their King
West Virginia: One Million People, and 15 last names
I'm Out Of Estrogen and I've Got A Gun
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
For Sale: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Mop And Glo - The floor wax used by Three-Mile-Island cleanup team."
NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine."
Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
Gravity: It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law
You - Off my planet.
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
And your cry-baby whiny-a***d opinion would be...?
I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
Allow me to introduce my selves.
Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realise you weren't asleep.
I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
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