Since I joined AccyWeb I don't have a problem ... I will for ever be under 18
And I will always be the youngest diry old man on the planet
And there are the undoubted advantages of being older: unlimited free debit transactions at my bank, supermarket staff who will carry your stuff to the car, and I do believe that the local whorehouse (ooops, Escort Service) offers a seniors' discount ... all kinds of neat things. And with the world going to hell in a hand basket, who would really want to stick around for much longer anyhow.
Old Farts Rule
