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Sparkologist · 07-07-2004, 18:06

Famous drink quotations

"It only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember whether it's the thirteenth or fourteenth." - George Burns

"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." - Winston Churchill

"Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini..." - Mae West

"A psychologist once said that we know little about the co nscience - except that it is soluble in alcohol." - Thomas Blackburn

"The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober." - Yeats

"One more drink and I'd have been under the host." - Dorothy Parker

"I'm not so think as you drunk I am !" - John Squire

"If love makes the world go around, then whisky makes it go around twice as fast!" - Compton Mackenzie

"You're not drunk unless you can lie on the floor without holding on !" - Dean Martin

"After drinking four Martinis, my husband turns into a disgusting beast. And after the fifth, I pass out altogether." - Anonymous

"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." - W.C.Fields

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” - Frank Sinatra

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.” - Ernest Hemingway

“A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.” - W.C. Fields

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading !!!” - Henny Youngman

“Twenty-four hours in a day, twenty-four beers in a case. Coincidence?” - Stephen Wright

“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!” - Brian O’Rourke

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy” - Benjamin Franklin

“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than be selfish and worry about my liver.” - by Jack Handy

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Sparkologist I am Band Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Overlooking 22 yards Posts: 1,321 Liked: 3 times Rep Power: 57	Re: Dedicated to drink.... Famous drink quotations "It only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember whether it's the thirteenth or fourteenth." - George Burns "I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." - Winston Churchill "Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini..." - Mae West "A psychologist once said that we know little about the co nscience - except that it is soluble in alcohol." - Thomas Blackburn "The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober." - Yeats "One more drink and I'd have been under the host." - Dorothy Parker "I'm not so think as you drunk I am !" - John Squire "If love makes the world go around, then whisky makes it go around twice as fast!" - Compton Mackenzie "You're not drunk unless you can lie on the floor without holding on !" - Dean Martin "After drinking four Martinis, my husband turns into a disgusting beast. And after the fifth, I pass out altogether." - Anonymous "Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." - W.C.Fields “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” - Frank Sinatra “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.” - Ernest Hemingway “A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.” - W.C. Fields “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading !!!” - Henny Youngman “Twenty-four hours in a day, twenty-four beers in a case. Coincidence?” - Stephen Wright “When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!” - Brian O’Rourke “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy” - Benjamin Franklin “Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than be selfish and worry about my liver.” - by Jack Handy __________________ Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits! Any ramblings, meanderings, thoughts or musings are mine and mine alone. Any opinions expressed are Lettie's!