I think it's time we all mellowed a little and started taking heed of what Life is telling us, after all he is a very brave man.
How many of us would risk life and limb by touching a plastic keyboard full of modern toxin's and no doubt using up the world's resources at a rate that means by the time my own keyboard fills up with crusty curry sauce and other unhealthy food droppings, I won't be able to go to my P.C. World and buy a replacement.
Of course he could be taking precautions by wearing rubber gloves to insulate him from the worst effects, but then, aren't they supplied by pharmaceutical Companies and we all know that they are the really evil people that would like to destroy him before he has informed the World of their plans to remove anyone with an I.Q. lower than a snail, no wonder he is worried.
(Any snails out there please don't be worried about this statement IT IS, only lower lifeforms these companies aim to eradicate).
