[BERNADETTE]

Reminds me of a friend of ours telling his wife he had slept over at our house. Obviously this had been verified through a telephone call to Ianto by said wife. Pity they didn't let me into the secret as when his Mum asked me at work "did our Percy (for want of a better name) stay at yours the other night" I might have been able to convince her. As it was my bemused expression told her it was a pack of lies.