[Willie Miller]

Morecambe are rubbish.
Bentley has the turning circle of a 30 year old HGV.
Mullin & Craney had their best times at Accrington.
Jevons was useless at Bury v Stanley bar one penalty.
Coleman is worth ten Sammy Mac's.
Their fans are always outsung by Stanley fans & SU.
We will sing for 90, they will sing for 9.
We will provide visual stimuli from the Clayton End prior to the game.
Morecambe will bring one 5'3' St George with MFC scrawled in marker pen on it.

and we have Michael Symes, Bobby Grant, Phil Edwards & Jimmy Ryan....

Therefore

5-0 Accringtonia