apologies for stealing the words to an old country song , but , its your wedding night and you find out your new wife is as ugly as a pig , what do you do ......
Groom sues in-laws over ugly bride - Telegraph
before the femi-nazis jump all over me for being a sexist pig , I know there is a saying that there is someone for everyone somewhere , maybe the recently jailed mayor of Knott End mentioned in another thread might consider a religious conversion.
