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Old 23-03-2010, 09:50   #1
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Shock Horror Exclusive, Drunken Nights Of Labour Candidate

Our Roving reporter can now claim an unbiased exclusive*

After Accusations from a Blur Petey Executive, a potential Labour Councillor admits to memory loss due to excessive Drinking.

Straight from an unknown source we will call aggroweb we can publish these revelations:-

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Originally Posted by Ken Moss View Post
I had a beer once.
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Originally Posted by garinda View Post
We can't have alcoholics on BBC children's television.

Empty your locker, leave you key for the Blue Peter garden, and get out.

I hear they're looking for late night bingo callers on Channel 5.

Toodle pip.

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I just happen to know from a friend of a friend. Most nights you'll find me listening to Counterpoint and The News Quiz on Radio 4.
When asked by our intrepid reporter,

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Originally Posted by Less View Post
Why do you have to rely on a friend of a friend of yours to find out what you have been up to?

So far the wannabe Councillor has refused to comment Less claims, (not allowing the fact that the alleged Alcoholic has yet to sign in for him to be able to reply get in the way of a potential Nationwide scandal).

Are there no depths to which the local press will stoop in attacking Labour? Would have been the unbiased question from Jaysay our tame Tory, had I bothered to ask him.

This article would have gone on for another few pages except that our never resting reporter is getting ready for another soul searching exclusive.

What Really Does Go On Beneath That Barmaids Apron? Anything Or Nothing?

Read our Sister Sunday Paper for the printed version of soft porn for the Churchgoers to Tut at, Head-liner, at double the normal price because we know your dirty little minds are hooked on such filth.


*He must be unbiased he hates everyone.


Please note the above is an artist's impression and does not now, nor has it ever been an accurate way that our reporter has ever looked.
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