[Morecambe Ex Pat]

By eck owd lad, that film teks me back to a time wen a wer a lad. It wer gradely then in Accrington, rickets, diptheria, smog and even't budgie had a job deawwn't pit sniffin out methane.

Now in Accrington, the pits have gone, the mills have gone, the market's all but gone, many decent pubs have gone, that factory where they turned cows into milk has gone, factory mekkin outdoor gear has moved out, tax office has shut due to a lack of customers, some tea leaf has carted away loads of house from the area around Blackburn Road and even the Coppice is hiding behind the trees.
Are you really in a position to take the rip out of Morecambe?

The people on the other side of the bay are far too posh to look South.