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Eric · 17-04-2010, 08:31

Adam was sitting bored and lonely in the Garden of Eden. He had named all the animals, explored the lakes and the vales; and was now, well, bored out of his ever lovin' mind. So, he called on God: "Yo, God, Eden is grrrrreat; but I can't really enjoy it by myself. I need a companion: kind, loving, loyal ... a true mate ... a friend and a partner. So, create me one. You are the creation guy."
God responded in his booming voice: "Adam, creation is over. Anything I do from now on has to be paid for. What you want is going to cost you an arm and a leg."
"An arm and a leg" mused Adam. "I don't think I can do that. What can I get for a rib"?

17-04-2010, 08:31	#5
Eric God Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Kingston, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,290 Liked: 2347 times Rep Power: 58528	Re: MEN, don't ya just love them!!! Adam was sitting bored and lonely in the Garden of Eden. He had named all the animals, explored the lakes and the vales; and was now, well, bored out of his ever lovin' mind. So, he called on God: "Yo, God, Eden is grrrrreat; but I can't really enjoy it by myself. I need a companion: kind, loving, loyal ... a true mate ... a friend and a partner. So, create me one. You are the creation guy." God responded in his booming voice: "Adam, creation is over. Anything I do from now on has to be paid for. What you want is going to cost you an arm and a leg." "An arm and a leg" mused Adam. "I don't think I can do that. What can I get for a rib"?