At the moment I have developed a bit of eczema on my left arm just around the funny bone area, nothing painful, not yet itchy, though a little unsightly, the unfortunate thing is it's occurring rather embarrassingly, in the nick of my backside as well.
The only conclusion I can come to is that the majority of accywebbers have been right about me all along when they say:-
Less can't tell his arse from his elbow! 