Happy Birthday David1
Enjoy your special day.
Kate >
'A lorry carrying copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed on the M1 yesterday, shedding its load across the carriageway.
Onlookers are said to be stunned, bewildered, dumbfounded, astonished, shocked, flabbergasted, startled, speechless and amazed'
Okays, know it is corny, but is the only clean one I could find !!