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Sirs, if you remember our discussion from July of this year, I arranged with you to send Roy to some part of the world where it would be IMPOSSIBLE, not difficult for him to find an internet connection. Yet again you have failed in a simple request, might I suggest an immediate re-call of him & for him to be re-assigned to a more suitable location such as Antarctica or even better the Arctic.


If you do not comply with this you know from past experience that he can't help tinkering & before we know it the site will get further software upgrade improving the looks & the general running of the site.

I ask you to make this a priority because if nothing is done then hyndburnlife will be left at a great disadvantage and we will not see them give us a decent return on the £630,000 already invested on the publics behalf.

Yours sincerly,

Chief spokesperson HBC

P.S. Failure to comply would mean we will have to take a very close look at your business rates in the coming year.