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Originally Posted by Less
... due to the fact this would mean him starving to death because he wouldn't recognise a kitchen even if you chained him to the sink.
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The only way that you would ever entice Royski into a kitchen is if you placed two vending machines in there; one heavily stocked with crisps & choccy bars, the other with cans of pop.
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Originally Posted by Less
Who would imagine that even some-one like Roy would be so cruel as to have his wife & child moved into such a godforsaken area as this just so that he can live in comfort.
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What gives you the deluded impression that this is a godforsaken area, Less?
The real reason that Roy didn't want to stop in the hotel selected by Emersons is that it has a gymnasium, swimming pool, sauna and health spa.
Well now, say it ain't so, Royski... say it ain't so. Now say it again, but keep a straight face this time.

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