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A man on holiday in the U.S.A. was amazed at the way his host,a hugh Texan,had everything so much larger than back home in England.
The car was as long as three English cars put together,the bedrooms were big enough to play a tennis match in,and the kitchen was so big it could cook enough to feed an army.
The Englishman was very impressed with all this Texan greatness,but after staying in his hosts gigantic house for about a week he began to drink even more than he normally did back in England.
One night, after getting particularly drunk,the Englishman fell into his host's swimming pool.When the servants rushed to rescue him they found him screaming:"Don't flush it! Don't flush it!"


There's nothing more restful as the sleep of the just except,perhaps,the sleep of the just after.